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work I am quite happy to admit to being a pussy because this sure is a C#NT of a job
by prophylactic
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(prophylactic@ilovethesmellofru) on Oct 30, 2004 09:58:54 PM

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Two days ago I started a new job. Yesterday I left never to return.
It is the shortest job I've ever had.
Within 5 minutes of being there I thought:

"What the hell have I got myself into?"

I knew it would be hard, dirty work, but nothing prepared me for the loud, hot, filthy, and dangerous job that I was expected to do.

I would have managed okay except that my fuckbag of a boss turned out to be the greatest c#nt in the history of c#nts ever to walk the face of the planet c#nt.

He had more than a passing resemblance to Douglas Adams' Vogon commander in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Anyone who has seen the original TV show would know what I mean.

As we were packing up for the weekend, the Vogon walks up to me and says:

"Do you think you're gonna make it as a labourer on this site?"

And me, the diplomatic pussy says:

"I dunno boss, I don't think I'm strong enough for this kind of work," when I really wanted to say:

"You can stick your job up your fat, Vogon arse, fuckbag."

Then I offer my hand, he shakes it, and that's the end of that.

I'm such a pussy I don't even dare type the word c#nt correctly.

I just wish I had the balls to say to the Vogon:

"See you next Tuesday, Fuckbag!"

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    Cunt thumbs upthumbs upheart
    by kraken
    gfd messages
    on Oct 30, 2004 10:04:40 PM
    It's ok to say it, really. No need to be a pussy about cunts, you pussy. Also, some vague understanding of the reasons why this job was so bad might have helped to make this ineffectual rant be worth reading.
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    by hyperform(chris at impulse fish dot net)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Nov 1, 2004 10:16:17 AM
    this is the lead in,

    where's the story?
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    Turd of a boss
    by marin420ca
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Nov 6, 2004 08:37:22 PM
    Never forget...A boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and full of shit!!!
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      Wow, gold starheart
      by Leighto
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      on Nov 7, 2004 03:12:19 PM
      your clever analogy has changed my life! I can see the amazing value of this witticism. Reading it was such a good use of my time. I really wil Never Forget this...
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