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petty complaints Children are starving in Ethiopia...
by Microsoft Bob
gfd messagesAIMICQ
(spamburrito@gmail.com) on Nov 5, 2003 11:18:02 PM

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So why don't you finish the fucking leftovers, instead of leaving two goddamned bites for me to throw away????
 
So, I went to dinner last night with my sister and mom. Had a nice meal. Talked about Bubba Ho-Tep and the fact that I need a new job. Somehow, I just wasn't hungry enough to eat more than half of my meal. Okay, well I'll take it home, maybe I'll even get it for lunch tomorrow.

Now, I don't really care about who actually eats this. I don't mind if someone eats my leftovers. I mean, if they were that important to me, I can hide them in a bag of ice in my room, or just eat them when I buy it. For that matter, I've got enough in my pocket to make it so that I could go down and buy it again if I *REALLY* cared.

I don't. Really. It doesn't matter.

So I toss my leftovers in the fridge, then forget about them. This morning, I thought about them, but didn't remember to grab them. Oh well. Tacos across the street. Finish work and head home. Had a rough day, and spend the last 15 minutes thinking about my leftovers (Something with sausage in it from Olive Garden. Really good).

Hey! the box is in the fridge. It's a little lighter than it should be. As I am talking on the phone (checking in on a possible job opening), I pay it no heed, and put it on the counter and turn around to grab a plate.

Some Assmunch ate most of it. In fact, there wasn't more than two forks full of pasta left. There was, however, a half of a breadstick.

someone, please explain to me the reasoning behind this? So someone else can come in and have the other half? Nay, I doubt it. There can be no real reason for doing this, for the simple reason that it makes no sense. Instead of dirtying dishes and wasting 10 minutes microwaving 3 bites of food, I'd rather just throw it away and not have dinner tonight.

so, just as a reminder, gentle readers-- If you are going to eat something in the fridge, and there isn't a full serving left, *ahem* FINISH IT AND THROW IT THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE OTHERWISE SOMEONE ELSE WILL GET A SPLASH OF WHATEVER AND HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY THEMSELVES AND IT WILL JUST PISS THEM OFF, POSSIBLY TO THE POINT OF TAKING A HATCHET TO YOUR CRANIUM.

I can do that. I'm very good at using hatchets.

/Bob

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    God hates you. pooppoop
    by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
    gfd messages
    on Nov 6, 2003 12:07:07 AM
    (#11189)
    .
    learn to kickbox. things will get better.
    [Reply to this comment]
      Fight, fight , fight
      by MadAsHell(MadAsHell@ignorance.com)
      gfd messages
      on Nov 14, 2003 10:14:46 AM
      (#11617)
      Thwack, your constant reference to fighting and what a 'bad ass' you are brings up certain doubts...Someone that is always boasting about what a 'bad ass' they are (especially in a 'can't prove it' environment such as the internet either:
      a)ISN'T! (All talk, just a fucking loudmouth)
      b)suffering from severve homophobia (Hmmmm...a distinct possiblity, or maybe gay and ashamed of it)
      c)suffering from alzheimmer's (can't remember they already said it....over and over and over again)
      WE GET IT!!! YOU ARE INSECURE
      Thwacks response will go something like this....Oh yeah, well I'm a fighter and I'll kick your ass and the ass of anyone who agrees with you.
      Pretty predictable and lame ....sorry for stealing your response Thwack....NOT!
      You candy ass pussy!
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        or d) crybaby
        by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
        gfd messages
        on Nov 14, 2003 12:44:24 PM
        (#11623)
        a joking overstatement used as an alternative to getting into more flamewars with people. I'm a c-o-n-v-i-c-t-e-d p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e.

        If anyone is actually interested in my fight record I'd provide it, but I doubt anyone is. The only time shit like this gets brought up is when people like you reply like this. I'm more than happy to let it fucking go.
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          LIE
          by bean
          gfd messages
          on Nov 14, 2003 02:12:32 PM
          (#11627)
          "I'm more than happy to let it fucking go."
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            stop bringing it up. crybaby
            by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
            gfd messages
            on Nov 14, 2003 02:51:07 PM
            (#11629)
            and I'll prove it.
            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
              Good point. thumbs downheartheartheart
              by zaxon(huk~)
              gfd messagesMSN
              on Nov 14, 2003 03:57:04 PM
              (#11635)
              Cus we know its impossible to like, y'know, not respond whenever someone brings it up.

              And when i say "brings it up", I am of course referring to anytime someone uses the letter "e" in one of their posts.
              [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                bah. gold starthumbs downpooppoop
                by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
                gfd messages
                on Nov 15, 2003 12:09:05 AM
                (#11638)
                what's this site for, if not responding? Don't change the fucking subject. Nobody here will LET me forget the t-r-ai-n-e-d f-ight-er thing.
                [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                  unfortunately in this society
                  by raven(duz ur face hurt its killin me)
                  gfd messagesAIM
                  on Nov 15, 2003 10:23:09 AM
                  (#11642)
                  you usually can't forget if you're a latent homosexual. other people will remind you. i commend you for coming out of the closet, Thwack. it adds depth to your online persona.
                  [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                  cxreg:
                  by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
                  gfd messages
                  on Nov 15, 2003 11:18:41 AM
                  (#11644)
                  do you understand that you are the sole reason this fighting thing keeps coming up? I'll keep editing, and we can go through a lot of different combinations, or you can just stop editing my posts and let it drop. You insult me for not being able to let things go-prove yourself better than I am.
                  [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                  Well, I'm convinced. gold starheartheartheartheart
                  by zaxon(huk~)
                  gfd messagesMSN
                  on Nov 15, 2003 12:23:32 PM
                  (#11649)
                  Let me be the first to offer you an apology, Thwack. I've realized now that you're right, and I feel terrible. I also apologize for taking so long to realize this. Unfortunately, I'm not the shiniest apple to fall off the tree, and I need things to be repeated at least 84 times before I can begin to grasp them. Thankfully, you've stuck it out and reached that goal and now I finally understand what a choad I and the rest of the GFD community have been.

                  Now that my eyes are opened, I feel terrible for the way we have treated you. It is apparant that you were the victim all along. Just because we cannot understand you is no justification for the treatment you've suffered. In retrospect, I should have realized all this when you came out of the closet. The years of mistreatment you must have suffered bleed through every word you write, and I am ashamed I did not recognize your pain sooner.

                  I would also like to take a moment to thank you. You see, if not for your diligence, I would still be the shallow ass I was yesterday. We've had other people who knew what was up, but unfortunately they did not stick around long enough. It is my opinion that there is a flaw in human nature whereby if someone recieves urine in their mouth every time they open it to speak, they will tend to close their mouth and vacate the area. Fortunately for all of us, you, fraend, are not burdened by this flaw. You've recieved a nearly constant stream of urine, as well as the white stuff, a bit of the green (from Gribble), and that one time you even got the brown crammed all the way down to your stomach. But you never faltered, not once. And this is what we needed to set us straight.

                  I'm carrying your flag now and anyone tries to fuck with you has to fuck with me, too. You are my friend now. I will have long, intelligent discussions with you about how you are right and everyone else is wrong, and God damnit, when you repeat it enough I WILL believe it.

                  If I'm ever in Iowa, perhaps we can go to a Kid Rock concert together? I hope so.

                  YrNewFraend,
                  Zaxon

                  PS: I'm a trained fighter *G* Lolz
                  [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                    yes. it does take two to tango. poop
                    by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
                    gfd messages
                    on Nov 15, 2003 01:39:13 PM
                    (#11650)
                    yet I'm the only one being villified for this shit.

                    go on with your gay jokes and shit. I don't fucking care. Someone is editing my posts and that someone is a passive aggressive pansy little shit who doesn't have the balls to state their problem with me in any sort of logical fashion. I guess I'll continue to be the ass you've made me for as long as YOU want this to go on. I'm a tr-ained figh-ter.
                    [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                      nice attempt at trasference
                      by cxreg(cxreg@godfuckingdamnit.com)
                      gfd messagesAIM
                      on Nov 15, 2003 01:45:15 PM
                      (#11651)
                      none of this is or ever was about our humorous little auto-punking of your comments. you DIDNT EVEN NOTICE for weeks.

                      yeah *we* made you an ass.

                      you're not fooling anyone, except maybe yourself, in which case you're stupider than I took you for
                      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                        are you saying
                        by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
                        gfd messages
                        on Nov 16, 2003 03:19:00 PM
                        (#11665)
                        that I should have had the foresight to go back and check every one of my posts, on the off chance that some fuckwit had altered my posts? Are you saying I should have seen it coming? Yeah, probably. I just didn't know how much you sucked yet. Ever the optimist, I thought you'd act older than three. Stupid fucking thwack.
                        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                          i'm saying
                          by cxreg(cxreg@godfuckingdamnit.com)
                          gfd messagesAIM
                          on Nov 16, 2003 03:27:21 PM
                          (#11666)
                          you claim "no one will let you drop it". how does replacing the very thing you "want to drop" stop you from dropping it? do you even listen to the ridiculous shit you spew?

                          please, continue to change the subject, throw weak insults, and pass the blame. it's working, really.

                          you were punked. everyone got a good laugh out of it. GET OVER IT.
                          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                            replacing the thing I want to drop
                            by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
                            gfd messages
                            on Nov 16, 2003 04:48:51 PM
                            (#11668)
                            wifounding member of the church of jesus christ of latter day saintsoblem wifounding member of the church of jesus christ of latter day saintst of doodie joke written on the bathroom wall. I'll "get over it" if you let it drop. You keep saying I'm the one prolonging this, and that I should let it drop, and yet you KEEP BRINGING IT UP. Lead by example and prove to me you're my better by never speaking of this again. I will be sure to follow suit.
                            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                              a say what?
                              by irni(gfd@ctrl-alt-fuckoff.com)
                              gfd messagesAIMYahooMSN
                              on Nov 16, 2003 04:53:15 PM
                              (#11669)
                              son, im hard of hearin'. please say that again. it sounded like gibberish.
                              [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                              I tried to be nice but... heart
                              by Trigger(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com)
                              gfd messages
                              on Nov 16, 2003 10:02:08 PM
                              (#11673)
                              listen Thwack, if you had gone and used the "trained fighter" bit as a joke sooner it probably would have ended, I'm starting to find most here that reasonable atleast. You didn't, for quite some time you acted like an asshat so if you want to be accepted here stick it out and give them a reason to change their mind.
                              [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                                you've gotten irritated
                                by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
                                gfd messages
                                on Nov 17, 2003 10:08:59 AM
                                (#11676)
                                at being buttonholed for one thing you said too, trigger. That part of my life is right about the least prominent at the moment. It also revealed alot of prejudice on the part of a few on this board that I don't appreciate either. I would let this whole thing drop if people stopped giving me shit about it. Fighters have to deal with a lot of bad press that's unfairly given, especially in this sport. Guess I stuck up for it too hard or something.
                                [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                                  Precisely,
                                  by Trigger(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com)
                                  gfd messages
                                  on Nov 17, 2003 10:22:45 AM
                                  (#11678)
                                  you stuck up for it too hard, keep going and acting in a civilized manner and you can gain some acceptance here. If it helps I understand but really you need to stop taking people here so seriously. Some of their insults are funny for reasons the poster never intended you know.
                                  [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                                    civil I can do
                                    by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
                                    gfd messages
                                    on Nov 18, 2003 01:40:29 PM
                                    (#11699)
                                    but what is being asked is mewling, sycophantic, prostration before the great veterans of this site. And that I won't give.
                                    [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                                      Exactly. heart
                                      by zaxon(huk~)
                                      gfd messagesMSN
                                      on Nov 18, 2003 02:15:09 PM
                                      (#11702)
                                      Just to back you up, I've pulled some definitions from the dictionary for people here who can't read.

                                      Main Entry: sy∑co∑phant
                                      Pronunciation: -f&nt also -"fant
                                      Function: noun
                                      : A rational individual capable of not being an ass

                                      Main Entry: mewl
                                      Pronunciation: 'myŁ(&)l
                                      Function: intransitive verb
                                      : to contribute substantive content to a discussion

                                      Main Entry: pros∑tra∑tion
                                      Pronunciation: prš-'strA-sh&n
                                      Function: noun
                                      : The act of admitting ones own faults and problems, as opposed to projecting them onto others

                                      Main Entry: vet∑er∑an
                                      Pronunciation: 've-t&-r&n, 've-tr&n
                                      Function: noun
                                      1 a : an old soldier of long service b : a former member of the armed forces
                                      2 : An individual recieving great merriment from the blundering antics of others

                                      Fight the power.

                                      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                          altered
                          by nusschen
                          gfd messagesICQ
                          on Nov 16, 2003 09:39:02 PM
                          (#11671)
                          Thwack, have you seen identity yet? It's a good movie, check out the plot, it might interest you.
                          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    Gods I hate that shit,
    by Trigger(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com)
    gfd messages
    on Nov 6, 2003 12:14:04 AM
    (#11191)
    I bring home a carry home bag of lo mein from this little vendor in the park, go to have some for breakfest the next morning and there's one bite left, it makes me want to kill, indiscriminantly. I empathize.
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    Feel the hatchet
    by RichardDeon(nobrakes@downhill)
    gfd messages
    on Nov 6, 2003 03:48:32 PM
    (#11225)
    Between the Assmunch, Ken, and Thwack, you have some frightening forces riding up the crack of your ass. The hatchet is your only friend. I gave you an eight because I'm afraid of you.
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    Ahh, the joys of Bubba Ho-Tep
    by Spanker(munsterinthedark@hotmail.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Nov 6, 2003 08:16:10 PM
    (#11249)
    Forget about the meal and rejoice in all that is Bruce Campbell. Only problem I had with that movie is that the sound was high enough to kill me. So just, focus on other stuff, it'll make life better.
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    Microsoft bob you got fuct
    by pooptree(the_poop_tree@yahoo.com)
    gfd messagesYahoo
    on Mar 11, 2005 08:56:18 PM
    (#17862)
    you got fuct twice over, first with the food then in all the replys to your post. My wife does that shit to me all of the time with the food so I can relate, I give you a 10!! The other is the fact that you have like 33 replys to your post that are all flames on that pit fighter gay guy or whatever and thats just shitty.
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      Fuct huh?
      by kraken
      gfd messages
      on Mar 12, 2005 12:31:48 AM
      (#17864)
      You can say fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck motherfuck cockfuck suckfuck shitfuck pissfuck cuntfuck titfuck fuck fuck.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
      heh, don't care much
      by Microsoft Bob(spamburrito@gmail.com)
      gfd messagesAIMICQ
      on Mar 13, 2005 11:10:27 PM
      (#17883)
      for a while there was a lot of flaming about the trained fisher...

      Anyway, it's nice to hear feedback-- my first decent story on here had 3 replies for more than a year, and, well, it just seems sad :-/

      ah well, thanks for the comment (oh, and I've got 3 more GFDs raring to go, just need to finish 'em up, and make them less stream of consciousness-y and stuff, stay tuned later this week for the first installment of "WTF do I do now?!?!?!?!"

      /Bob
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    I. Fucking. HATE. That. crybabydunce
    by EvilFuckingBastard(EvilFuckingBastard@ChristIsMyBitch.com)
    gfd messages
    on Dec 14, 2005 02:56:55 AM
    (#19930)
    My father used to do that to me all the time when I was a kid.

    I was responsible for making my own lunches to take to school, and I'd make them the night before, in a brown paper sack with my name written on it, *stapled closed* & placed on the top rack in the frig.

    I would wake up the next morning to find the bag opened, almost all of my food gone, with big, slobbery bite marks out of it, and bits of my father's mangy beard stuck in the bread.

    I tried talking to him about it. I tried shaming him out of it. I even tried boobytrapping them.
    I put a fake lunch in the frig, & put the real lunch in a cabinet; put "atomic hot sauce" in the fake, & take the real lunch to school... Only to find asshole had taken a bite out of the fake, and then switched it with the real, leaving me with the choice to either eat that which caused my ulcers to bleed, or go hungry until I could get home.
    (Yes, I have multiple ulcers - I was born with one, and have two more to "enjoy" now that I'm Old.)

    I finally got so sick & fucking tired of it, I'd make my lunch, bring the bag into my room, zip it inside my backpack, *and put a lock through the zipper pulls*.

    The mother fucker had the AUDACITY to demand to know why I was putting a lock on my stuff.

    "Umm, you keep eating my lunches, and I'm sick of starving to death until I get home? Because you've left me ONE bite of a small bowl of left over spaghetti, or A bite of my sandwhich, or some broth & a noodle of what USED to be a full thermos of Chicken Noodle Soup?
    Why is it I'm the kid and I can see the idiocy of this situation, but you as the supposed adult can not?"

    (Oh yeah, THAT went over REAL well, and when mom caught him kicking the shit out of me, she nearly pressed charges on his ass from the ER where I was getting stiches to sew my chin back on... Yes, I still have the scar.)

    So, yeah, I *HATE* it when assholes eat all but the last bit of what-ever and then leave it in the frig as if nothing's wrong. Either finish it and throw away the container, or leave it the fuck alone!

    I don't want your drool, your grimey mits, and your fucking HAIR all over MY stuff - how would you like it if I start *wiping my ass* with YOUR planned-on meals from now on?

    The visual make you nauseous?

    GOOD!

    Then maybe you'll stop leaving shit in the frig for someone ELSE to clean up because YOU'RE too God Fucking Damned lazy to walk the five steps to the trash can to dispose of that single bite of fettacini alfredo!

    Eat it all, or don't eat it AT all. For FUCK'S sake, don't leave a bite of it, or less than a 1/4th of a glass of it, sitting in the frig for ME to find later & have to throw out because there's not enough there to do anything but make my hunger WORSE...

    God Fucking DAMN I'm SO proud of my mother for divorcing that fat assed lazy mother fucker!
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