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TROLL!

(come@me.bro)

on Jul 11, 2012 06:57:43 AM

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I TROLL YOU!

TROLL! I TROLL YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WATCH AS I USE OFFENSIVE WORDS! RACIST INVECTIVE! SEXISM! HOMOPHOBIA! DISRESPECT FOR THE DECEASED! AM TOTALLY SCATTERSHOT! NO ATTEMPT AT COHESIVE NARRATIVE! HAVE ACCEPTED CONFUSION AS MY DESTINY! I TROLL U!

U MAD BRO?

TROLL! I TROLL YOU! WATCH AS I WASTE YOUR TIME! SUCK THE ENERGY OUT OF YOU LIKE TWILIGHT VAMPIRE! (LOL THAT MOVIE SUX BTW HAHA YOU LIKE IT UR A FAG) NEVER HAVE ANYTHING INSIGHTFUL OR HELPFUL TO SAY! NEVER FORGE MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS! HAVE NO PEERS! AM ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE! I TROLL YOU!

U MAD BRO?

TROLL! I TROLL YOU! WATCH AS I COLLECT NEW ACCOUNTS LIKE POKEMON CARDS! ONE ACCOUNT DISABLED, MAKE ANOTHER! NO DIFFERENCE TO ME! HAVE NO CONNECTION TO ANYTHING IMPORTANT! LIVE LIKE DISCARDED NEWSPAPER ON THE WIND! ONLY VECTOR OF LIFE VALIDATION IS ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! I TROLL YOU!

U MAD BRO?

TROLL! I TROLL YOU! RUIN EVERY REMAINING GOOD THING ABOUT THE INTERNET! INSTEAD OF ATTACKING HYDRA-HEADED CORPORATIONS THAT SLITHER INTO EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY WITH THEIR ADVERTISING, OR HORRIBLE POLEMICS WITH THEIR INSANE ILLOGICAL BABBLE, OR ANYONE ELSE WHO WOULD TRULY DESERVE THE MISERY I AM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING -- NOPE! ATTACK GOOD AND HONEST PEOPLE! DESTROY THEIR COMMUNITIES! MAKE EVERYTHING DECENT INTO PILE OF SHIT! I TROLL YOU!

U MAD BRO?

TROLL! I TROLL YOU! IS FUN FOR ME? PROBABLY NOT! LIFE BORING AND MEANINGLESS AND FULL OF EMPTY EXPERIENCE BECAUSE LIVE IN GENERATION WHERE PARENTS OSCILLATE BETWEEN SUFFOCATING WITH ENCOURAGEMENT AND BEING UTTERLY ABSENT FROM HOME BECAUSE OF TWO-JOB HOUSEHOLD. SO I TROLL! FILLS UP EXISTENTIAL NIGHTMARE OF ENNUI! IS ONLY PALE REASON TO KEEP GOING! KEEPS ME FROM BLOWING OWN HEAD OFF WITH SMITH AND WESSON!

U MAD BRO?

U MAD BRO?

U MAD BRO?

GOOD! HAHA! I TROLL YOU!

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hey

by zaxon

(huk~)

on Jul 11, 2012 08:17:00 AM

(#32732)

get out of my head

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Do you think poop

by grandtheftcondom

(grandtheftcondom@gmail.com)

on Jul 11, 2012 11:07:58 AM

(#32733)

they'll get the message?

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must have missed something

by radioface2005

(radioface2005@yahoo.com)

on Jul 13, 2012 05:38:14 AM

(#32739)

Was it something the wee litle creature said that got cha all in a bother? By the way, who said what anyway?

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Wow

by The Gaborg

(Sidekick in my own life)

on Jul 13, 2012 09:02:05 AM

(#32741)

Somebody with too much time on their hands really wants to turd-tag you.

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It's elementary school all over again.

by grandtheftcondom

(grandtheftcondom@gmail.com)

on Oct 4, 2012 09:13:54 PM

(#32845)

Deep down inside, they love me.

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GETALIFE

by hyena

on Aug 25, 2012 02:35:05 PM

(#32786)

GETAJOBGETAGIRLFRIENDMOVEOUTOFYOURPARENTSBASEMENTYOUWORTHLESSPATHETICFUCK!!!

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Profile for hyena

by The Gaborg

(Sidekick in my own life)

on Aug 25, 2012 06:48:15 PM

(#32792)

Member since: Aug 25, 2012
Last login: Aug 25, 2012
Average score: 0 (0 votes, 0 stories)

Sometimes I think the zombie apocalypse has already happened.

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Yeah,

by TheChisa

(come@me.bro)

on Aug 26, 2012 08:13:02 AM

(#32793)

I'm trying to parse how this could be, like, an attack on the same thing I'm attacking, since that's the benefit of the doubt. But the run on sentence and banal assumptions aren't helping.

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TROLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLLOOLLLLOOLLLLO thumbs up

by egogg

(1337@clownpenis.fart)

on Dec 29, 2012 05:12:13 AM

(#32924)

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