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work I'm Sick
by HappyCouchTyrant
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(suckafuck@your.moms) on Jul 9, 2012 03:35:22 PM

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I'm sick of people telling me I'm lazy. I'm sick of people telling me there are always jobs and I must not be trying hard enough. I'm sick of it all.
 
I have been unemployed for some time now. Every day I have scoured the help wanted ads in newspapers, on craigslist, and I've personally walked in to numerous stores and restaurants to ask if they're hiring and if I might drop off my resume. Every day, I'm told the same thing, "No, we're not currently hiring." or "We're no longer accepting applications." or my personal favourite, "We're hoping to hire someone with more experience."

Yes, because a great deal of experience is required to say "Hello, did you find everything okay?" ring up purchases, give them the total, take their money, give them change, and tell them to have a nice day.

And other people are no help at all. They just tell me that there are always jobs and I'm not trying hard enough. They tell me I must be doing something wrong, that my current unemployed stated must be something I want, otherwise I'd have a job by now.

Well aside from hooking, I don't see many offers on the table. And hooking, while technically a job, is not the type of employment I think would be suitable for a mother in a monogamous relationship. I just don't see that working out. Plus, it's illegal. But every time I see girls working their corner, I can't help but be jealous.

I'm not even picky about what job to take. I'll take anything. Housekeeper? Sure. Mcdonald's employee? Would you like fries with that? Customer service? Yes, sir. I'll get right on that.

But no, I must not want a job. I must love sitting here, wasting away while my roommate laughs and in a condescending voice tells me that this is somehow all my fault. She makes a big deal about how she has a job and she must be so much better than me. Yeah, she neglects to mention her parents pay for everything and she works 10 hours a week to cover her beer money. Oh, and she's quite the accomplished thief. She stole the fifty dollars I had to put minutes on my phone, and then asked me how I expected to get a job without a phone number. Of course she denies stealing the money. What she think I am? Fucking stupid? No one else is here.

Fuck it, I'm done.
Blowjobs anyone? Opening day sale!

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    I assume
    by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
    gfd messages
    on Jul 9, 2012 10:27:26 PM
    (#32712)
    that last line was intended as an homage.
    [Reply to this comment]
      I was wondering if you would pick up on that
      by HappyCouchTyrant(suckafuck@your.moms)
      gfd messages
      on Jul 10, 2012 01:46:56 PM
      (#32722)
      And yes, it was.

      Great idea, let's go into business together.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        It's not too much better when you get a job. Take it from a Whore.
        by egogg(1337@clownpenis.fart)
        gfd messages
        on Jul 29, 2012 08:24:19 AM
        (#32760)
        http://www.godfuckingdamnit.com/story.html?story_id=1661

        I'm so lazy, I can't be bothered to put in a link.
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    You know what we need? duncemr yukmr yuk
    by grandtheftcondom(grandtheftcondom@gmail.com)
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    on Jul 10, 2012 11:20:39 AM
    (#32720)
    A troll tag.
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    Your roommate crybabymr yukmr yuk
    by grandtheftcondom(grandtheftcondom@gmail.com)
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    on Jul 11, 2012 12:02:53 AM
    (#32725)
    Sounds like a real Genghis Khunt.
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    woo hoo
    by radioface2005(radioface2005@yahoo.com)
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    on Jul 13, 2012 05:45:35 AM
    (#32740)
    Where does a feller like me go to sign up fer that freebie?
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    I didn't even read your rant- poop
    by chronkite(whozz@behind.us)
    gfd messagesAIMMSN
    on Aug 3, 2012 07:40:29 PM
    (#32770)
    I just fuzzed out my eyes and grooved on the big grey shapes the sentences made.

    If you want a job go out and make a job. Figure out a way to hustle. Working for someone else is a fool's game and a security is a myth anyway.

    And for god's sake don't make it blowjobs or drugs..be original.
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    Don't get mad, get even
    by hyena
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    on Aug 25, 2012 02:31:35 PM
    (#32785)
    Your roomie sounds as though she's just enough of a douchebag that she probably posts snarky comments about her workplace on her facebook page.

    If so, see to it that these remarks get forwarded to her boss.

    Offer your condolences on the loss of her job, and wish her all the best in her job search.
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