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Congratulations
 
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You somehow were able to figure it out, and then you just had to post this silly shenanigans. Epic fail dude. Epic fucking fail.
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lighten up Francis
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News flash. This isn't the most important thing I do. Afterall there are ,thanks to cable T.V. always cartoons to watch and things that are must haves on H.S.N. But epic fail? really? Is this a game over, insert coin type of thing or should I just kill myself and put it on Pay Per View and help balance the Federal budget? As shenanigans go, I can take it a really primal level, but I digress, one sweet day you'll see. I will pick up Thor's hammer and deftly drop it on your foot.
'Play nice or don't play" at all Mama always said
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| Chisa, I can do it, I can be the loyal puppy that your allergies wouldn't allow you to have. I bathe regularly so my dander shouldn't be an issue. I will try not to dissapoint and as a plus I am almost housebroken. |
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is that you clearly didn't understand what I was implying. There was no reason to post this. We're all very proud of you for finally understanding, really we are! In fact, I even put a gold star on the "Retards I Find Myself Interacting With" chart, right next to your name. However, that pathetic grouping of sentences up there, the one you lamely posted in hopes of gaining some kind of recognition, yeah, that was pathetic. And THAT is what you seem to be unable to grasp. Should I remove the star sticker now, or later when you fuck up again?
Oh and just a few more things I feel I should point out to you.
1) You must be a much bigger man to carry Thor's hammer, metaphorically speaking.
2) "Play nice or don't play all" ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL DAWG? You really, desperately, for your own good son, should read the FAQ. There's a question on there that says, "Why isn't everybody nice to me?" and the response, from the site admin goes, "Because this is NOT happysunshine.com. This is godfuckingdammit.com"
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| So I was just reading about your roomate eating your cookies and I am still all choked up inside. At the risk of being severely abused I offer you this little tid bit. My old roomate had a thing for Haagen Daz. And I really was a shitty roomate , so I ate all her ice cream and filled the container with water to the exact level that was once her mint chocolate chip or what the fuck ever. Once it froze, I put a little love note inside explaining that I did it because... insert your own witty saying there. It's fun and it avoids urinating in a pickle jar. |
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I'll have to try that. Maybe with the cookies she bought or something. I think that's all she eats is cookies and cup o' noodle. And I hate cup of soup.
Dude, you realize I'm not attacking you personally, right? While your stories are still somewhat below par, I don't think you're stupid. Maybe still mildly ignorant of how to post, but not stupid. See, now the story about your roommate's Haagan Daz, in only a few brief sentences, is exactly what I'm looking for when I read something here. You just might have this yet, young padawan.
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get realisation
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You need to be too angry then you want to make some body punch in the face. Well that's how I try to writing in my story's
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Retard
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| I swear to fucking God kids today are so stupid, I keep getting surprised they know how to use a computer. |
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Agreed.
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| GFD is rarely the wellspring of ranting that once quenched my thirst for all things good and ragey. The occasional tasty drop makes me long for days of yore. "Stories" such as the above example make me weep for the future. |
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