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general Safeguarding Gods Children
by capt wub wub
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on Jun 10, 2012 09:10:49 PM

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Damnit Damnit Damnit
 
I got an offer to volunteer at a youth camp for about two weeks starting on Tuesday the 12th. I was not told however that this camp was a Christian camp for the young and impressionable youth. I normally would have respectfully declined this offer solely on the simple fact that I am an atheist and so I don't believe in their "God". However, I had already said I would.

Now I feel as though I am trapped in a bad sitcom. I am a 6' tall tattooed atheist who has his ear pierced and smokes as well as drinks and I have to now be a role model to little "good Christian" children? Damnit, I'm not going to have a good time. I can see it now.

Camp Director, "Leviticus 19:28, Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD."

Me, "Shut up man. I need a cigarette."

As the 2 weeks draws closer my mind is racing with all the terrible situations that might befall me. As a disbeliever of Christ and all religion I can't help but ask myself. The hell have I gotten myself into?

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    Putting the God
    by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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    on Jun 10, 2012 09:52:57 PM
    (#32617)
    back into God fucking damn it.
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    Look on the bright side...
    by scarygermanguy(none@yourbusiness.com)
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    on Jun 10, 2012 10:02:06 PM
    (#32618)
    If there are any female volunteers your age there you might get banged harder than a screen door in a hurricane. Those "religious" ladies tend to be DTF is what I'm saying.
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      I wish
      by capt wub wub
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      on Jun 11, 2012 11:38:49 AM
      (#32619)
      As a taken male who can never stand the thought of cheating I can't and wont take that option. However, if i were single then that would be the only redeeming part of this adventure.
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        By "taken"
        by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
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        on Jun 19, 2012 10:13:41 PM
        (#32643)
        do you mean "in a committed relationship" or "currently in systemic orbit due to recent and ongoing alien abduction" because if the latter is the case I got like a shitton of questions including but not limited to how did you talk them into letting you post and did you smuggle your own Blackberry on board or are you borrowing some sweet ass holoPad technology how good is reception on the ship oh boy oh boy I'm hyperventilating again oh shit aaaaack
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