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| Most people have at least one Crazy ex. But this is not a girlfriend or a boyfriend because either is OK. This is about my crazy ex roommate |
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Through the past month I have been living with this incredibly passive aggressive asshole of a roommate. For stories sake we'll call him Dave. I finally officially moved out of my apt and into a new one with another roommate Aubrey. However crazy and mildly depressing Aubrey can be at times she is still better than Dave.
Dave is the kind of guy who you will tell him something and his only response is, "that's cool man, it's all good". I can't take it because you know he's not listening and if it something that I'm going to I tell him then he gets upset that I did it and he didn't know. For example, today, I took the day off of work to move into this new apt and help a couple other friends move. I left early in the morning and helped my friend Lewis move out of his apt. and put his stuff in a storage unit. Then, we went and grabbed my stuff and moved it into the new apt. After that, we went and helped our friend Ennis into his new place and then it happened. One call after another and several texts from Dave saying we "Needed to talk". He even had the balls to call Aubrey and bitch her out because she was supposedly "in" on the whole thing.
This entire time he never told me what he was pissed about I told him I was moving yesterday and last week as well as told him if I found a more permanent place I was going to move out. Only after hearing about everything through Aubrey did I realize that the bastard didn't listen any time I said I was going to move.
I have never been a big fan of jealousy in any form, but to get it from this mother fucker? Honestly I wish he did show up at my new apt. I would have beat the holly living shit out of him for being so stupid. I was everything I could do to not call him a stupid jealous girlfriend.
In total honesty he really should have just been pissed at himself for not listening in the first place. I'm extremely happy to be out of that place. Hopefully, that will be the last of Dave.
Yours truly,
Captain Wub Wub
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