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Useless accusations will get you nowhere.
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| I'm sorry but could you please explain how what I have posted suggested that I had no friends. I might feel like I am not the best person ever, however there are those who disagree with me and like the fact I am always there for my friends. I think that's why I get tired and hit bed at 1 am everyday and don't have the open time to be up and make poorly thought through accusations about the amount of someones friends on a rant website at 6:52 in the morning. I appreciate your concern on the status of my friend count but i can assure you that I am good on not only the quantity of friends but the quality as well. It would be childish to assume that just because one event is posted about it means that is the authors entire life. Please, next time, think about what you say so you don't look like a tool. You my friend, are a towel. |
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| I fully respect your advice on Troll. However, I have always been raised to stand up for myself and support my ideas as well as take constructive criticism. Therefore, any actual criticism however harsh will be welcome, but I refuse to take poorly thought up non-satisfying retorts to my rants. I am not as low as this being and I certainly will not be subjected to this crap just as a new user. I do as my friends say I should and listen and think honestly about the comments. |
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Well, you're an idiot then.
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| Because troll will (1) not give a shit about your replies, (2) never stop antagonizing you and (3) relish your nobility as an infinitely exploitable source of amusement. |
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| I was raised by both people in acting professions and people in the military. It is not in my nature to back down and if he thinks that antagonizing responses will upset me in any way shape or form he is sorely mistaken. I do come off as attacking but its the I was brought up. I do enjoy debating on the nonsensical comments that have been and will be posted on my rants. It is something to pass the time between work and being with friends. |
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| I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. Don't engage troll. It makes the entire site unpleasant for everyone, and we don't give a shit about what you need to feed your ego. Suck it up and move on. |
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Oh shit, I'm a douchebag too
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It shouldn't, but it cracked me up - "at least he didn't shoot himself on the front steps"?
What the... is there a location etiquette for proper suicide?
"A gentleman shall never shoot his own brains out on the porch, which is reserved for hanging only. Bullets should be bitten in the backyard, preferably within the tool shed if one is at hand. The bedroom, bathroom and/or kitchen can be used for the occasional overdose, and miscalculated hypoxyphilia should only take place in the closet."
I'm kinda liking your rants. And seriously, forget the troll. |
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Is there a location etiquette for proper suicide?
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| Oddly yes. Outside, preferably on plastic tarping so no one has to clean up, and so the coroner is saved a step he can just wrap the body up after he's pronounced at the scene. |
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chalking out your silhouette on the ground in advance is regarded as thoughtful, but only if you don't commit the gaffe of falling in a different pattern afterwards. Keep in mind that rearranging your position once you have ceased to live has a difficulty level approaching 100%.
And fer chrissakes, wear your good underwear for this one time will you. |
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