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health Breast Cancer Awareness Lifetime
by TheChisa
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(come@me.bro) on Oct 7, 2011 09:03:46 AM

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Jesus H Christ in a Maidenform! If there's one thing I can't stand more than the constant ringing battle cry of "never forget" in regards to 9/11, it's the pervasive and ever-present hounding for me to think about goddamned breast cancer!
 
I know it's a problem. I know it kills like a bajillion women a year. I know you know I like dem titties and I would like to see as many of them preserved as possible. But for fuck's sake, enough! I AM AWARE OF THE SITUATION. Stop shoving this shit down my fucking throat at every goddamn avenue!

First of all, is this really more important that OTHER kinds of cancer? I mean they're ALL pretty fucking bad, right? Yet I don't see any goddamn special jizz-colored M&M's representing testicular cancer, or charcoal-ash shaded ones for lung cancer. Nope, just the breasties get the fun pink candy treatment. Fuck you, pancreatic cancer! Who did you ever kill that was important, anyway?

Secondly, what the fuck am I supposed to do about it? Go around all day feeling up random women for lumps? Shout from the tallest parapet in the land how you all need to get checked by your primary physician? (Assuming you have one, ha ha! Fuck you, poor people!) Enter medical school? Exactly what the fuck am I supposed to do with this new-found awareness you keep choking down my gullet?

I'm sick of this shit. I don't even want to type any more about it. Just leave me the fuck alone already.

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    As a woman... dunce
    by grandtheftcondom(grandtheftcondom@gmail.com)
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    on Oct 7, 2011 10:30:06 PM
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    I can say that I'm fucking behind you 100%. The whole point of "awareness" is not really to make you aware. Everyone is already aware unless they're a fucking hermit or something. The whole point of "awareness" is to make you want to donate to research. I'm starting to view breast cancer awareness the same way I view televangelists: all they want is fucking money from you, and only because it's the right thing to do. I'm sorry, it's nothing against people with cancer or whatever, but for fuck's sake how many natural enemies do we, the over-populated fucking species, actually have? I'm pretty sure it's just down to two: ourselves and disease. I'm not about to go fucking with the only things that keep our fucking population under control.
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    Breast cancer, OH, Ive seen that somewhere poopdunce
    by Hardstyle
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    on Oct 18, 2011 09:24:37 AM
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    I don't know why so much advertising is being put into something like breast cancer. If the leads to finding a cure are slim, then don't waste your fucking time, nonetheless your money.

    Take care of your body and your body will take care of you. Lazy ducks. Get off your ass and do some exercise. Jog 1-2 miles down your block or mow the damn lawn. Fucking retarded people who do nothing but sit and then complain down on in their life that they have: Cancer, weight gain, [insert bullshit rant here], and so on and so forth. No body forced your ass to eat all the damn food, you and yourself are the only one to blame for your physical condition and/or state, unless you've had some bizarre incident to account for your loss.
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      You know, I think you're an idiot dunce
      by grandtheftcondom(grandtheftcondom@gmail.com)
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      on Oct 18, 2011 10:47:15 AM
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      Don't get too offended, there are few people on this Earth who I don't think are idiots. You are not one of those people. Cancer is not fucking caused by sitting on one's ass and over-eating. Especially BREAST CANCER. Fucking retard. All kinds of different people get fucking breast cancer. It's not something you do to yourself. Do the world a fucking favour: Go get a fucking medical degree before you start dispensing your fucking advice.

      Asshole.
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