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by samcamp546
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(Samcamp546@gmail.com) on May 5, 2009 10:10:32 PM

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I must have missed the memo..
 
Ok, i'm becoming convinced that high school prom is a pagan holiday. Because somewhere along the line, I must have missed the memo that said I was supposed to sacrifice a goat to the prom gods, and now I have incurred their wrath.

The First girl I asked said yes! Awesome! only to tell me three days later that "her parents think she is too young to go to prom" Fuck. So now I'm disheartened, but I'm no quitter. The next girl I ask (she goes to a different school) Says yes as well. Awesome, right? well that lasted a total of thirty seconds until she found out that it was May 9th: the same day as prom at her school. What are the fucking chances?

I quit.

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    Loser. poop
    by Ivan Yutu Buggerov(screwyou@mac.com)
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    on May 6, 2009 07:55:58 AM
    (#27344)
    Be a man, ask another. Ask 40. Don't whine like a pussy because you failed. Men don't parade their failures for all the world to see and ask for sympathy. God fucking damn you, go on oprah and bitch if you want to seem like a sniveling worm, don't come here. You sicken me.
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    Fuck it.
    by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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    on May 7, 2009 05:57:14 AM
    (#27351)
    I didn't go to prom. I spent the night at a friend's brother's house drinking Heineken and playing "Scattergories". Then I crashed the after prom party and another friend and I sucked all the helium out of the balloons that were supposed to be launched at sunrise, and WOO NELLY did we get high.

    Do I feel robbed, 17 years later, because the giggly, self-aggrandizing high school cunts I had lusted after wouldn't play princess in teal taffeta with me? I have a domestic partnership now which is WAY better than anything they could have provided, INCLUDING the sex.

    Most heinous of all, though, is finding out a week after senior prom, when you've graduated, that NONE OF THAT HIGH SCHOOL HORSESHIT MATTERED DICKS TO DONUTS.

    So, yeah, I'd say you should go find a club that doesn't require a tuxedo that night, get retarded on the dancefloor, and go home with a 36 year old woman named Beatrice who gets freak nasty like a mental patient in a manure spreader.

    Or better yet, stay home with a box of Cap'n Crunch and some reruns of Galaxy High School. Less hassle, and much better return on your investment.
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    treat it like the joke it is heart
    by raven(duz ur face hurt its killin me)
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    on May 14, 2009 07:11:44 PM
    (#27374)
    my best friend and i took a sophomore boy who was about 16 as our "pimp" and dressed up like fancy whores. our pictures were taken... quite a lot.
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      ravennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn heart
      by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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      on May 14, 2009 07:15:13 PM
      (#27375)
      we should go to prom together THIS YEAR.
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        shit yes, but we need a third! wait, let's ask THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS GFD
        by raven(duz ur face hurt its killin me)
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        on May 14, 2009 07:19:21 PM
        (#27376)
        awesome, my mom just sent me my prom dress! i need to get some lacy gloves, new fishnets, and some stilettos to break my ankles in!
        SO OTHER DUDE YOU IN?
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          Nah,
          by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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          on May 14, 2009 07:26:15 PM
          (#27377)
          just wear one of those hipster girl dresses that looks like a waitress from 1955 and some black tights and ballet flats. I will wear a smoking jacket and a Colonel Sanders tie, like Dr. Goldfoot. And we will leave after ten minutes and go bowling. And we will be the coolest motherfuckers that have ever lived.
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    Its alright
    by razorfuckingrazor
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    on Jun 8, 2009 10:36:08 AM
    (#27459)
    I didnt go to prom i went to the military ball, but not by choice as a favor, but on the night of prom i ended up getting totally shitfaced. And i dont think ill ever regret not going.
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      HAHA,
      by genocide(massmurder@urplace.tonight)
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      on Jun 8, 2009 07:41:20 PM
      (#27487)
      Dude that's what I did on my prom night! I went and hung out with my sister at college and got wasted playing beer pong late into the night.
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