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school FUCK YOU ART TEACHER
by papaver
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on Oct 19, 2008 08:09:26 PM

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AND YOUR REQUIREMENTS
 
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I'm in AP (Advanced Placement) Art, and I'm taking it because it's the only formal art training class that there is in my fucking ghetto school.

My teacher, who shall remain god fucking nameless, has high expectations, and I accept that, since it's an ap class.

However, what I WILL NOT GOD FUCKING ACCEPT, are your ridiculous comparisons to other students' artwork to mine.
ART IS SUBJECTIVE, but it's not fucking right to compare one's artwork to another as bad or good.

I can understand taking tips, like, with technique and materials, and elements of design/composition. But seriously, all people in my art class are at different levels, NOT EVERYONE IS A FUCKING MICHELANGELO OR GOTTVERDAMT SALVADOR DALI.

We're here to learn and better ourselves in our own artwork, not make me want to take a fucking shovel to the back of your head, beating you over and over as if it grows back like a hydra.

GO TO FUCKING HELL, YOU GOD DAMNED ART BITCH.

YOU MAKE ME HATE EVERY ARTIST OUT THERE, AND GIVE ME A SENSE OF FAILURE AND HUMILIATION WHENEVER I SHOW ANY ART TO ANYBODY.

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    Poor poor pitiful you thumbs upthumbs up
    by cxreg(cxreg@godfuckingdamnit.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Oct 19, 2008 08:17:20 PM
    (#26984)
    Your fascist art teacher is doing you one of the biggest favors of your life.

    AP art, huh? You must be taking your art seriously. Well guess what. Real artists ARE compared to each other. Cry all you want, it's an unavoidable fact of life.

    The world isn't built to tiptoe around your self consciousness. Suck up your ego or get out. There's always home ec!
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    you're
    by nicklovin(hadeen_69@yahoo.com)
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    on Oct 20, 2008 01:57:57 AM
    (#26986)
    very redundant dude. GOD FUCKING... FUCKING GOD...TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!! quit your pathetic whining and get over yourself. i had an art teacher that was a fucking pervert that constantly eyefucked his students and drew obscene pictures of them, but the school couldn't do anything because he was simply doing art. at least your teacher wants you to succeed, mine just wanted me to suck, and i don't me "do poorly" either. i hope you get stabbed in the heart with a dull, rusty, HIV infested spork.

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    I think I see the problem.
    by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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    on Oct 25, 2008 12:16:11 AM
    (#26995)
    You seem to be confusing "tutelage" with "welfare."

    Get over it, kid. If you're already sold on the whole notion of "art school" (an absolutely hysterical contradiction in terms from where I'm standing) then you're really in no position to complain about the inherent competitiveness. That's what school does: prepares you for the WORKING WORLD. You have chosen to work at art, and buddy, that's a FIERCELY vicious economy.

    I suggest you put more resource into NOT SUCKING.
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    Nice raging. duncedunce
    by theryuujin
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    on Nov 2, 2008 09:38:02 PM
    (#27016)
    I particularly enjoyed the section where you lost the ability to spell.

    Also, "GO TO FUCKING HELL, YOU GOD DAMNED ART BITCH." is a prime example of rage-inspired comedic genius.

    My advice? Draw her a picture of someone pissing on her grave. Her reaction should be pretty satisfying. Don't worry too much about consequences, I don't even remember high school. I squeaked out a living as a forgivable actor in NYC for a couple of years, so trust me here. People will take a dump on your best efforts with amazing frequency. All you can do is channel that shit and take petty revenge where you can.

    P.S.
    ^Some of the people on this site are real douchebags huh?^
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    fuck art dunce
    by mikej79(none)
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    on Nov 17, 2008 12:04:23 PM
    (#27038)
    Fuck art. Fuck the art school. Fuck the teacher. fuck art supplies. fuckem all
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    Stiff upper lip, kid..
    by chronkite(whozz@behind.us)
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    on Nov 29, 2008 10:37:21 AM
    (#27045)
    Link to your "art" please, and I will be happy to tell you how much you suck, without comparing you to anyone.

    Promise.

    See, I can do this because I know how bad *I* suck, and I guarangoddamntee I'm 10,000 times better than you.
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    mst people want
    by clipon
    gfd messagesMSN
    on Dec 12, 2008 02:27:00 PM
    (#27058)
    slep with art teach. Why no you? for god sake. If you no Picasso get a job like everyone else and stop watsitng teach time.
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    i know how this feels
    by hot fuzz
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    on Dec 14, 2008 07:50:37 PM
    (#27066)
    my art teacher does the EXACT same thing. she fucking tries to get me to do better by holding my work up in front of the class and straight up pissing on it (not acually)
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      consolation prize:
      by raven(duz ur face hurt its killin me)
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      on Dec 29, 2008 07:15:38 AM
      (#27100)
      usually they shit the most all over the talented kids. from what i've heard.

      however, if you really wanna do it, everyone else is going to shit all over you most of the time. them's the breaks. you'll go to a job interview where you'll have 60 other applicants to compete with. they won't send you a rejection letter for three or four months, because they're "artsy" and "whimsical" or some shit.

      blah blah, be an engineer. get a cs degree. look at what's actually fucking hiring: pizza hut and .... ? the world's going to hell and you'll be unemployed. heed me, this is -$40,000 and no job security advice.
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    YOU dunce
    by Ivan Yutu Buggerov(screwyou@mac.com)
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    on Apr 6, 2009 11:58:06 AM
    (#27287)
    make me sad at some of the other stories I gave under 5 scores to. You are an angst-overwhelmed idiot. SOmehow, I think this means your art is probably good. Too bad, with this attitude, you'll NEVER see it displayed anywhere.
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