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so so many of you of the interweb moaning monaing. Yo are healthy? Yes. You not live off streets? No. You lcuk for have aces to interweb. If you hate - LEAVE. TRAVEL.
Ther is buig big world of many to see so stop crybaby and do something wiith your life. We all now about stupid people. That is why we hav fashon industry.
Also when oif red story i think you of mean why are ART People stuydpd. Becus I actual like art people. Tehy alway up for drink and talk about some odd shit. I just think you need of get away from smla tone of living |
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hert is lik a chrch wiht wide open doors.
this is song i hereing.
plese
listen
bruce sprinsteen
foo fighters
richar ashcrft
artc mokys
amy winhouse
LISEN |
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Not Art as in artistic
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| as in, I was feeling pretty fuckin olde englishe when I wrote that... dont blame me, 'twas some good movie on the olde television. Well, I'm here in my Business class... I'm fading. I'm actually going to fail this class if I dont bribe my way outta here. Fucketh!! |
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I normally don't care too much about grammar and so on, but when you bitch about everyone being stupid and then you can't even capitalize, punctuate, or spell correctly ... well, let's just say it takes something away from your rant.
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Feel my Vanity
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| Dont talk shit about grammar, man. I'm Lebanese. I dont give a fuck about grammar. I'm not looking for a fucking argument about english. I befriended my english teacher in highschool and aced that shit Lebanese style. I'm a math and science person anyways. But fuck, I'm not here to explain myself either. My abdominal wall started showing today after a crucial workout, and I could care less if people are stupid. I've long since realized that Americans wont change. I'm more focused on myself here. I look good baby. Peace. |
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QuizzMizz stares
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out over a seemingly boundless, pulsating pool of puerile, pharmacologically enhanced fury stretching before her in dimensions hitherto unencountered. She fascinatedly watches shallow waves of indignation as they speed in all directions - only to dissipate against the abdominal wall. This is the vast void of vapidness that is AntFromHell.
*blink*
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"My abdominal wall started showing today after a crucial workout" has gone from zero to No. 1 on my list of Stupidest Sentences of All Time. |
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yesing
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TODD
it sound like AMERICA boy who too stupiud to pass drive test.
Amd one day will owneing gun
who is secrt gay in closeut
and hit wife wen little sippy
then cry next day
will work in offfice
and for serect plesure no wear underwer e for one day
he maserbute in tolet over boys
I KNOW THESE THINGS
but i no now TODD |
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of pleny sipsip last night, OH god i rel was pleny dunking.
But i no unerstand and now on anyal holiday nd no will get explan for time.
I like of three
Haclemdema
QWuizz Miss
Calsualdiv
you thre are best of response
see in wone week
ples explain what todd is sofa |
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It's a childish phonetic joke...
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that still makes me laugh. If you write down I'M SOFA KING RE TODD ED and say it aloud, you get "I'm so fucking retarded." We did it in grade school as a way to get our friends to say that they were retarded and utter a juicy swear word. See also:
A. Holding the tongue and saying "Apple" (asshole) and "ship" (shit)
B. Writing down the letters "Fah-Que" (fuck you), etc.
C. Calling people "SHI-thead" (shithead).
Oh wild, misbegotten youth. |
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Well done
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The gag works great when you hand the paper to a friend, preferably with many other friends in attendance and ask them to read the the lines out loud. What makes it extra funny is that when it is read aloud as written it sounds retarded because although phonetically correct the emphasis is in all the wrong places.
Not only do they say they are fucking retarded, they sound like it too.
We wrote it out like this (to help prevent them from putting it together before they said it aloud):
I AM
SOFA KING
WE TODD
DID
SOFA KING
WE TODD DID. |
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| se phase will ne of use toignht withen i am go out fo see frend to tell of anual holidya. It was very good. But not drink for one week. This is recrod. This men i try no no sipuy tonight. But i want to try and drink whiskye and soda tonight to try. |
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A million thank you's to you
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| How do you manage to come up with the funniest shit ever. You make every day that much better for me. |
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Must be a generational thing,
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| but I am finding it increasingly difficult to give a zillionth of a fuck sometimes. |
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I feel as though I wasted so much of my life just then.
Few things in this world are sadder than a person who obviously stupid and yet complaining about how everyone around is stupid.
It's like watching 100 people play in a sewage pit, while the little one in the middle is mad that everyone else smells like shit.
It makes me believe in forced sterilization. |
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