|by egogg||(email@example.com)|| on Jul 28, 2006 08:48:15 PM|
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"Trojan Turd..." was a relative gem compared to some first-time posts. It was far better than mine, for instance. I laughed. Out loud. People type lol, but I really MEAN it.
You are the bottlerocket of the GFD world. Wait to post again until you have to clean up another turd.
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|Maximum Density (borrowed phrase)
|You sir, are an idiot.|
And an extra gold star for writing an actual "GFD" and avoiding the direct method of "reply to this comment". After reading your profile I know you are a veteran poster and won some bullshit comment of the year so I'll try to keep up, boxboy.
You say: "I was referred to as "rather ignorant and racist" by a simpleton from the politically correct crowd"
What I really said: "Ok you're not racist so keep in mind that referring to anything "urban" (which is white for black) as jungle music makes you sound rather ignorant and racist"...context is a bitch isn't it dubya?
You say: "I'd like to take issue with someone who tosses out phrases like "middle aged white guy english" and then hides behind charges of racism."
YOU said in your "story": "how about having what we up north refer to as a "middle aged white guy" music" AND.. "not some urban ghetto store"...and.."Did this guy attend Allan Iverson High School"
SHUT THE FUCK UP, you established your middle aged white guy precedent. Deal with it. They are YOUR words.
You say: "Godfuckingdamnit, he's a sorry asshole."
I say: Thank you to elevating me to a status of the likes of Chisa. I have been the object of a GFD (a poorly written one but I'll take what I can get). Also, I appreciate you pointing out my maleness. This explains alot of the confusion and angst I've experienced thus far and now knowing that I am a man I can move on. Alright, my asshole is sorry after I ate Taco Bell last night.
You say: "I see the differences between the "white communty" and the "black sommunity."
You said:"Diction. Clarity. Pronounciation. Proper use of grammar."
Is "sommunity", or "communty" good grammer? or spelling? or Diction? Or Pronounciation?
I hear Sean Paul himself: com mun ty som mun i ty.
You say: "No, I won't play your game. I have rights and responsibilities, you simmering pot of racial hatred. My rights are sacred. My responsibilities are undeniable. Free speech is not subject to a judgement of popularity. That's why, as much as the Nazi's piss me off, they have a right to exist. Free speech, free association, and the First Amendment give them that right."
I say: yes, you Nazi's have that right, even without the constitution, it's the Internet. Just to be clear here, though; Do you mean the Politically correct Nazi's or the Jew and Black killing Nazi's? Careful now, my simmering pot of racial hatred may boil over to true Nazi. Repeat after me, Donna Summer..flip it around now..simma down nah
You say: "Who are you to tell me that it constitutes ignorance and racism because I refer to a beat as JUNGLE? Had I used the phrase "Coon Tunes" or some other vituperative hateful comment, THAT would be ignorant and racist."
I said: see paragraph three again.
Number One: Points for the world vituperative. I actually had to look that one up.
Number Two: Okay, as defined in wikipedia "jungle" itself isn't derogatory when applied to some music http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldschool_jungle. However you are at best naive to assume that this is a good way to describe music. It's like if the few people that know that the swastika was a symbol of good and of life went around wearing them and then proceeding to deem anyone who objects to the now known meaning as "politically correct Nazi's". Same goes for my idiot friend who can't understand why everyone thinks he's a redneck just because he displays a confederate flag to honor his southern heritage.
You have to be a real tool under a rock to not grasp what things mean to general society. Words and their meanings change, buddy. Villian was once the word for villagers but the catholic church demonized them to the point that we know that word as evildoer. Homophobe guy, get this- fag means a cigarette to some english speakers, also a bundle of wood (not that wood you sick homo). So get with it if you want to be understood.
You said: "I tolerated a lot of this in the 70s as I clutched my Earth Wind & Fire Albums in hand. They also sometimes had what I grew up thinking of as a jungle sound...heavy rhythmic drum beats, etc. Jungle isn't an insult."
I think I covered most of this in the last response, OK, in the 70's Jungle wasn't an insult. English morphs. It's not political correctness, it just don't mean what you think to most people anymore.
You say: "in your tiny, little world, does racism only run one way?"
Hell No. Anyone can be a twat. Look at you.
You say: "Also, come out from under your rock, you racist, scumbag piece of filth and define "middle aged white guy english" because I'm dying to hear this."
It was a FUCKING joke based on your use of "middle aged white guy music".
You are under a rock if you can't understand the evolution of speech.
If you're dying for explanation maybe I shouldn't have takin' the time for all this so you could.
You say: "Lastly, if you don't like what I have to write, stop reading."
I say: Lastly, if you don't like my reaction, stop writing, or reading.
You must be at least 40 years old and you work in a Grocery Store (I capitalized out of pity). And you have to clean up shit? The sympathy comment I made about that golgatha happened when I was sixteen. I assumed you were a teen/young twentysomething. I'm justifying myself to a 40 year old shit cleaner closet racist that bags my groceries?? Well I'll post anyway just because. This message was officially kid tested and mother approved.
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|You ARE an asshole, but a MUCH brighter and more open one than I assumed. Stupid Me. Please wipe a little egg off my face. I've had a miserable few days and took them out on you. Don't you hate it when that happens? I know I do. Accept an apology from an imperfect poster. BTW...is something wrong with retail? At our store, part of one of the unholy corporate grocers, even the store director (no caps out of disrepect) cleans up crap/turds once and a while. Thank God he's an even bigger asshole than me...|
I'm sorry I jumped your shit over the middle aged white guy thing. Also, I don't BAG groceries. I order them.
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|Here's a napkin and a beer. We all have bad days. I'm a bit taken aback, I didn't expect an apology. I think you're alright. |
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|Here's what I want to know:
|Why is it that if I say "nigger" around a black guy, he's pissed? If I say "cracker" around a white chick, she doesn't know what it is? Same with "limey" around limeys. I say "mick" to my irish friends and they say "hell yeah". I call a gay guy "fag", and if I know him he laughs and buys me a beer, but if I don't know him he thinks I'm a fucking nazi or something. I call an Indian "Punjab" and he says, "no, I'm not from there," and he's right cause he's talking geography. I call a Sunni muslim "raghead" and he gets mad, but I call a Sikh raghead he laughs and says "Yeah, I am. Need to clean up a spill?" I call a Mexican guy a spic and he gets mad. If I call him Hispanic, he's fine with that, even though he isn't. If I call a Spaniard hispanic, he looks at me like I'm nuts, even though he is. I call a Klansman "fucker" he wants to vote me into office. I've got an Irish Catholic buddy who gets mad if I say "Jew" in a conversation, but I've got another buddy who's a second-generation holocaust survivor and tells jews-in-the-ashtray jokes. Why hell do people make such a big goddamned issue out of whatever fucking color they are, or where their ancestors are from? If you live in a free society, appreciate that. Guys sitting around drinking beer call each other "motherfucker," etc. Why should racial slurs be any different? Juts another way to give people hell. They shouldn't be loaded terms. Your ancestors went through hell and came out intact. Friend of mine is a Croatian exile who fled Yugoslav communism under Tito, and one night a black fellow tried to tell him that my friend owed him monetary restitution.|
My friend happened to have had ancestors enslaved and shot much more recently than the American black guy.
Whatever you think of race relations, think about what is still happening elsewhere, and the think about just how oppressed you are.
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