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vices/addictions Mess up with my fuck off head
by clipon
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on Nov 27, 2004 04:38:11 AM

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This is me tell you about last night>
 
One day boy say - you like come out! Yes! Many eating and drinking - so fun times we are for enjoy. But two friends are leaving travel of Sri Lanka - and make friends with maid, no posh posh air and grace but pleasant. Boy is like surf and get on a wave - DUDE! So yes we miss and then other friend 'you like come for drink'. In LA and BAR IS NOT CLOSING! No 'ding ding' last order for lady and gentle man. NO! So is drinking more and plenty plenty MORE. BAR STILL NOT CLOSING. Shit is flying out of mouth RAPID. So go home about 1.30 BAR STILL NOT CLOSING! How did I get home? YOU FUCK TELL ME. I cannot even remember. Think it was in dirty great taxi cab. So waking up - OW! Head feel like lump of heavy. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Take cheap paracetamol - NOT WORK> head mashede for 2 hours now. FUCK OF MESS WITH MY HEAD. I call authorities bar should NOT be allowed open longer and then make head feel like rock of place.
Thank you pleasee

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    Lousy Drunk thumbs upthumbs downcrybabymr yuk
    by Tairen
    gfd messages
    on Nov 27, 2004 09:52:37 AM
    (#17018)
    After reading your story a half dozen times trying to understand it, I think your complaining that the bar was open really late so your drank too much, got hung over and now your blaming the bar. I have 3 comments for you.

    1) Learn english
    2) Bars around here close at 2am so you probably only had to wait another 30 minutes
    3) If you didn't want to be hung over you shouldn't have drunk so much. Take responsiblity for your own dumb ass decisions.
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    An invaluable contribution heartheartheartheart
    by GMFTatsujin(Ask and ye shall receive)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Nov 28, 2004 02:07:07 AM
    (#17022)
    My new band, Fuck Of Mess, will be touring Albuquerque and the surrounding area next season. In bars. Come hear our new hit single, Lump of Heavy.

    We will rock of place, GMFT style.




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    In the words of the virgin mary ... Come again??
    by Chops(seano_the_great@hotmail.com)
    gfd messagesMSN
    on Nov 28, 2004 06:18:28 AM
    (#17023)
    Shit is flying out of mouth RAPID

    id go and see a doctor if i were you, that doesnt sound right. the only known case of that was in the film, exorcist ... and that chick was possessed so...

    man that story made me laugh, i gave it a four for the comedy value
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      Agreed
      by funduk
      gfd messagesICQ
      on Nov 29, 2004 08:39:44 PM
      (#17034)
      This was hilarious, obviously this guy's either a total moron (most likely option if you read his other posts :)) or a genius (...). Either way it made me laugh like a fiend.
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    yeah gold starthumbs up
    by Chops(seano_the_great@hotmail.com)
    gfd messagesMSN
    on Dec 1, 2004 05:19:51 AM
    (#17043)
    and the best thing is, its just as funny the 50th time you read it :)

    IF I die anytime soon i want and will pay good money for Clipon to write my eulogy
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    OMFG!
    by mythandros(Suck a Fuck)
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    on Dec 1, 2004 12:06:19 PM
    (#17046)
    that was awesome. A++

    [edit] I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. It gets funnier and funnier each time I read it. I can now HEAR the indian accent in my head when i read it. Oh, dear god that rules
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    Indian Eh?
    by Chops(seano_the_great@hotmail.com)
    gfd messagesMSN
    on Dec 1, 2004 02:02:57 PM
    (#17047)
    haha

    to me clipon's stories will always be narrated by a philipino Ellen De Generes

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    Pleasant
    by clipon
    gfd messages
    on Dec 2, 2004 09:12:41 AM
    (#17064)
    Oh so much nice is making me feel happy. Maybe this of one time I might acutal celebration of Christmas. THANK YOU> I will tell you what happens
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    ah
    by clipon
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    on Aug 18, 2007 08:41:36 AM
    (#24999)
    you brining back for remembbers? i do remember s this story. it liiky 3 yerars on and still drink prolnme
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