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Why exactly am I at home with a beer in my hand...
by DeadRedDominance
on May 13 3:56 AM
...when I should be wearing chain-link bracelets on a cement bench?
Well, the obvious reason is that I'm just simply ballin' out of control, and cain't nobody hold me down; not enough dirt in this world I can't brush off my shoulders. Or maybe it's my negotiation skills with the man who tried to charge me with an (un)concealed weapon.
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Morals of the story.
by BubonicRadish
on May 12 4:14 PM
I live in the back woods of Kentucky. Not because I want to, but because I was too dumb to get enough college and get a job as soon as I found out I would be a parent. But, becoming a parent at the age of 17...didn't help either. And so, more stupidity. That was 10 years ago, after meeting a piece of shit who soon after became something that said spouse was only the shadow of what piece of paper explains that which it entails.
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Being handcuffed and having your balls played with is NOT always a good thing!
by murdersgalore
on May 10 5:19 PM
So I am on my way to work this morning. Same bullshit as usual...not happy to work on a Saturday...not happy to work at all really. Driving to work 10 minutes late as usual wondering when it happened that I went from getting a part time job at 16 to have extra money during the summer to being 33 and watching life pass me by from the dirty window of an office and glancing down at my watch to see the seconds of my life ticking ever closer to death as if fate had put a meter on my forehead and decided that precious seconds I could never get back are worth being able to not afford anything other then mortgage, food, and a compact car. So needless to say, I'm in a hurry...I see the cop...synapses fire...the message "Oh fuck" is issued....electrical energy rushes to my foot....foot moves over to the left....hits the brake....blue lights flashing...I realize slowing from 96 to 70 in 2 seconds isn't possible. Fuck my Life.
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